Why yes, strange man that I have never spoken to before, I would love to take a trip across the country, to a state I’ve never been to before, on a moment’s notice, all in the name of having sex with you. I will also be happy to arrange a threesome, therefore putting a friend in similar danger, to indulge your juvenile fantasies.
Just out of curiosity, has that message ever actually worked before?
Keeeeeeeep hoping, Casanova.
Swim up a wha…?
Love you too, bb! :* And I’m glad you like! I’ve got plenty saved away for later, these guys just don’t stop.
Thank you! I have no idea either. Maybe they hope that I’ll forget that 80% of the message was about my tits if they just put that hopeful little smiley at the end?
Ugh, I am so not hot for teacher.
Oh god skeevy. I feel like I need a shower now.
Really. Are we on the same dating site?
Yes. Yes, I am the only other person on Okcupid that likes Star Wars. You found me.
What.
If he was aiming for “cute, quirky, and comfortable,” he sort of missed it by a mile and ended up in “lazy, entitled manchild.”
